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ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time

It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.

But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?

Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT” you.

And yes, this is real.

**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

via: Deadspin

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